High femme on a low budget. I enjoy crystals, muumuus, dancing naked under the full moon, talking about feminism, painting my nails, and taking things too seriously.
Also, I have great hair.
[Image: Paula Deen smiling sweetly and holding up a basket of southern fried chicken with text overlay that reads “Hey ya’ll, a revolution without trans* fats is not a revolution worth having.]
I actually prefer trans fats to dancing.Feminist Paula Deen