High femme on a low budget. I enjoy crystals, muumuus, dancing naked under the full moon, talking about feminism, painting my nails, and taking things too seriously.
Also, I have great hair.
My oldest niece is having her Quinceanera next weekend (big poofy pink dress and all) and of the little girls in her court is going to be wearing a velvet burgundy tuxedo because my niece knew she wouldn’t want to wear a dress. How cute is that? Adorable right?
P.S. The girl in the tux totally looks like a teenage Sandra Bernhard; it kills me every time I see her.
P.P.S I’ll be attending in a 50’s style cocktail dress with goldfish all over it, thanks EShakti!